Must See! 15 Crazy Costumes Miley Cyrus Wore on Her Bangerz Tour [LOOK]

She’s just being Miley while on her sold-out tours all around the world with that tongue that is probably collecting dust from being in the air all the time. Miley Cyrus does not change into office wear or clothes that you would wear to church during her Bangerz tour.
She also does not change into school uniforms or wedding attire. These outfits would actually be a nice and unpredictable change for the young star. Come on, just imagine Hannah Montana sitting in a cubicle on stage with Tina Fey glasses and a Hilary Clinton-style suit. Now crush those dreams because these 15 costume changes contain only the Miley-est of outfits to shock and please her fans.


We’ve seen those colors before. This is the national flag of the United Kingdom. Miley is paying her respects to the queen of England or Prince Harry or the fashionista Pippa Middleton as she twerks her way to the top of our hearts. Wait a second, those are not-so-British cowboy boots on her feet as well. Her feet say “Yeehaw” and her bodysuit says “Cheers.” It’s a British party in the USA. And a Britney song was on!

What’s red, sparkly, and got some feather-like things protruding from the shoulders? It’s Miley with this outfit that can’t stop and won’t stop looking stylish on tour. Hopefully, no birds were harmed in the making of those faux or real feathers. That’s the last things these majestic, harmless, beautiful birds need right now is to be harvested for their delicious organs and beautiful shiny feathers.

From floral wear to herbal wear, these are the many trends that can be seen popping up on Miley’s sets. Marijuana Cyrus probably isn’t the first girl who wanted to wear weed all over herself and she won’t be the last. If you’re broke, you could just tape a bunch of leaves to your white tee and call it a day. Bargain bin clothing is the way to go unless you’re a young popstar turned into a slightly older popstar with money to burn.

Money talks and Miley walks with printed dollar bills all over her leotard. Show me the money, Miley! “Alright already! I’ve got just the outfit!” You know, it’s like that time at the beauty pageant during the talent portion when the aspiring gymnast gets tossed on stage by her stage mom to twirl flaming batons in the air while wearing money. As Honey Boo Boo once said, “A dolla makes me holla!”

Is anyone else getting “Little Shop of Horros” vibes from this? That movie was weird. Singing and dancing and huge piranha plants that eat humans and have gigantic lips and sing like Little Richard. Where is the bespectacled and timid florist when you need him? Maybe Miley is a fan of Little Richard or she is a fan of man-eating piranha plants of the musically inclined variety. Bringing it back to the early ages!


Now that’s what I call a selfie. She’s wearing the selfie of herself on herself. It’s like looking into a mirror and that image is being repeated forever. Don’t get too lost or else you won’t be able to find your way out of the vortex, Miley. There is no turning back so just “Alice and Wonderland” your way into the looking glass and prepare to fight creatures that may not like that tongue on your shirt.

Lights, camera, outfit! The decaffeinated stage assistants run around and bring her another body suit that Miley can slip into. Seriously it looks like the red part on this thing is shaped like a big letter V. So she wants to bring peace to the world, dudes. That or she wants to claim V for victory on all of the singers who don’t know about the power of wagging your tongue and being fondled by the blurred lines non-apologist Robin Thicke.

The big foam finger is as much as part of this outfit as the heart in our chests, the blood in our veins, and the bones in our bodies. The inventor of the foam finger never imagined Hannah Montana would propel his invention into the stratosphere and finally give him the credit he deserved. Oh wait a minute. Bad Miley! Give credit where it’s due! The family of the foam finger inventor needs to eat too, ya know!

Kylie Minogue did it first. The hood thing has been worn by many artists. But that could be said about any article of clothing so it can be forgiven. If they pump a lot of air conditioning into the stadium, then a hood is a good idea to protect from brain freeze. “No, Miley! Don’t wear it!” said nobody in her camp. Miley turns to her makeup artist and says, “I have to. For the guy who made this outfit and for his family and for me. Because I’m Miley and I’m just being Miley and she’s just being me.”

She’s looking like a zebra who forgot to put on more clothes. Or did she? As far as I know from the mere minutes of looking at zoo animals, zebras don’t need clothes. They were born with the ability to grow black and white stripes. Trendy bloggers can smell the new trend. It’s like they say or don’t say: white mixed with black is the new black and orange is the new black. In this case, you could say zebra is the latest trend.

Why does she keep pointing her finger in the air? There can’t be that many songs that allude to the sky or the clouds or her alleged savior Lord Jesus Christ. All covered up and no place to go except for the stadium full of screaming fans waiting for you to twerk your way into their dreams. The sparkly princess known as Miley told an imaginary stylist, “Hey, you got that thing that I can put on that is like different from all of the other things because it actually covers me from neck to toenail? Well it’s time!”

“I need to bring back the chaps of my people. The southern people of the ol’ U.S. of A,” thought Cyrus as she stuck her tongue out for the millionth time. If you’ve got it, flaunt it. But if you’ve got dandruff in your hair then that’s an analogy that is partially suitable to point out that you may not want to flaunt everything on your body. She must be freezing. She’s gotta be! Unless air conditioning a huge stadium full of fans would actually cost money, then maybe it’s hot.

Twitter revealed the secret outfit. It’s like somebody was granted a wish and that wish was to see the hidden outfits that Miley doesn’t wear to every single performance so this is a rare treat to see that she changed her mind one night and decided to wear this thing. Fans will tweet up a storm and you know it, Miley. First it was feathers on the shoulders and now it’s leopard print or cheetah print or cheesy cheetos print.

Plaid and country and flannel and comfy-looking are things that this outfit looks like. Similar girls may have sat on a stage like this with flashy outfits and not really thought to themselves, “I’m going to sit here in this plaid thing and represent country fans, pop music fans, and alternative fock fans like a boss. Nobody can take away my shine. My tongue and I shall live forever in the history books.”

The Paris fashion house called Kenzocreated this outfit for the Bangerz show in Belfast, Northern Ireland. It’s got eyes on it. It’s possibly a metaphor for being watched or people who have mutated to the point where they have eyeballs inside of their body. Perhaps this is Miley’s plan to save the forests and stop pollution before we become mutated eye-people.